Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Toshiba Boy is all at sea in Japan.

 

[karen.488walker]

Next month maggots user name will be"the fly"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

karen.488walker has been known to use a traffic cone in lieu of a cycle helmet

 

[Aperitif]

karen enjoys a short sprint holding crayons - typically a karen dash

 

[colly]

Aperitif only has two teeth.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly cannot sweat, and has to regulate his body temperature by panting heavily

 

[Panter]

Toshiba boy will ONLY buy Panasonic

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Panter will only wear pink or purple lycra

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TB caused an unnecessary incident once in Berkshire when his colostomy bag became trapped in his front wheel and a nearby walking tour of Slough was sprayed with his dung.

 

[Wigsie]

Threebikes likes to plat and roll up his long flowing locks of thick chesnut hair, then don a bikini and put a chain around his neck like princess leia at the start of Return of the Jedi!

 

[accountantpete]

Wigsie's middle name is Tiberius

 

[Hilldodger]

Wigsie only eats orange coloured food

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In his younger days, Hilldodger vainly tried to start a classic bike cult, in the hope that hundreds of nubile young females would flock to his peloton.

 

[Hilldodger]

* best chat up line in the world "I ride a Penny Farthing"*

 

[Toshiba Boy]

In his slightly less younger days, Hilldodger did set up a highly successful cult based on the Penny Farthing.