Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TVC would check what sort of jelly it was first.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher enjoys propping up the bar.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Dayvo once walked into a bar, but he said nothing, because he is too tough to acknowledge pain.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo's in a league of his own.

[I seem to be in a time warp, well it is Nprthumberland... and 1983]

 

[accountantpete]

Archie went went for a drink in a "spit and sawdust" pub - well it was was a normal pub until he'd been there for 10 minutes.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete walked into his local and took a seat.

The barman chased him five hundred yards down the street to get it back.

 

[TVC]

Gentlemen always stand when Speicher enters a room.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC doesn't go to the gents when Speicher is around.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is always hanging around the gents.


[This seems to be a recurring theme in this thread]

 

[Zoiders]

Davyo gets dressed up as Fu Manchu and orders the staff in his local Chinese restaurant to kow-tow before him.

 

[TVC]

Zoiders is ignoring me.

 

[Zoiders]

TVC may not forgive my shonky browser.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC is an authority on all things doggy and dogging.

Coming from a real dog, this is high praise indeed!

Zoiders is ignoring me.

What?? did someone say something??

 

[colly]

MDB never loses the plot.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Colly was a body double for Yoda in 2 out of the original three Star Wars movie, but doesn't like to talk about it.