Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Mort's uncle shall she be.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort has his nostril hair trimmed by Geoff Capes with an angle grinder.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG prefers to plait his nostril hair and then loop each side round to weave into his plaited ear hair- the effect is somewhat disturbing, but anything to keep him occupied...

 

[wheres_my_beard]

A_T uses a Crazy Braid to connect all his hair at night and attaches it to a ceiling hook so he can sleep suspended from his living room ceiling

 

[accountantpete]

WMB was once famously unmasked by none other than Kendo Nagasaki.

 

[TVC]

Pete was unmasked by The News of the World.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is prophesying the end of the world after he uncovered plans to scrap Coronation Street.

 

[wheres_my_beard]

Pete and Alan Titchmarsh once shared a hoe

 

[Archie_tect]

WMB's disguise is practical but it's felt lacks finesse.

 

[colly]

Where as Archie simple lacks fitness.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly never forgets how the truth hurts...

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect is planning to have a barbecue next weekend. He has been reminded not just to have chicken, turkey and capers. He was told last time that his cooking was all fowl and no one liked it.

 

[Melonfish]

Speicher once almost won a 'who looks best in a mankini' contest, however an errant pubic hair sent the only nonogenarian judge into cardiac arrest and the whole event had to be called off.

 

[TVC]

Speichers cooking is without equal.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has often cooked the books. He can be very clumsy when reading and using the barbecue at the same time.