Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

3bm talks shite and leaves

and where, pray tell, is the lie?

 

[TVC]

3BMcG prays every day.

 

[Speicher]

Next week TVC will try to avoid doing a Schiff Fahrt.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's botty burps are a cheeky full bodied little number with just a hint of asparagus.

 

[TVC]

Pete is employed by nightclubs to clear the dance floor at closing time. He can clear a room within 15 seconds with a single invisible bomb.


(Yes I am trying to hit 5000 posts before I go)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC does for Cycle Chat what a stray fart did for when he visited the Queen.

 

[TVC]

MDBs contribution to the progress of humanity has never been measured, and almost certainly never will.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC lives in the BT Tower and watches us all with his very powerful telescope.

 

[Ludwig]

Mad Doug's waxwork in Madame Tussauds has to be cleaned twice a week

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig has a Specialized Toupe and is known as the Paul Daniels of cycling.

 

[TVC]

Pete has just finished a spell as guest editor of Womans' Weekly. Despite commissioning a couple of engaging articles on 'Railway Modelling' and 'the Best Free Internet Porn Sites', sales have been disappointing.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has decided to change his plans for next week. He is going to climb Snowdon in the snow.

 

[krushavik]

T.V.C is amazed at the telephone dirctory being in alphabetical order, he thinks the bloke who thought it up must be a genius.

 

[TVC]

Speichers plans for next week remain unchanged. It's the penguins I feel sorry for.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is taking some penquins with him on holiday, and some puffins.


He likes to relax and read a good book.

But will he be bringing the paper back?

Depends how much room there is in his suitcase, once he has bought a year's supply of Milka chocolate.