Post a lie about the poster above.

[stoatsngroats]

Dayvo moved to Oslo, so that he could intimate a bicycle on his location.... [ OslO ] can you see the 2 wheels....?


(SnG has returned to CC !!! )

 

[Dayvo]

stoatsngroats thinks I should get a tandem and move to Woolamaloo!

 

[colly]

Dayvo likes the pick and mix at Woolamaloo.

 

[Speicher]

In his bathroom, Colly has a knitted toilet roll cover.

 

[Archie_tect]

In Speicher's bathroom, toilet paper has been replaced by a damp sponge on a stick. Saves the planet but tastes disgusting.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort likes Olive's oil.

 

[Dayvo]

There's a band that sums up Colly perfectly - Bad Manners!

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo enjoying opening cans of worms.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort is a coarse angler. He swears at people who make a noise as they pass him on the riverbank.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher only fishes for compliments.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect Uncle Mort needs to finish some repairs to his fishing boat. He wants decking.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort used to love sailing but had to give it up as he ended up going in anti clockwise circles all the time: too much port.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo once stood on the burning deck, his pocket full of crackers.

This explains the high-pitched voice.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountantpete was disqualified when he used both hands on a single hand round the world yacht race

 

[colly]

Ludwig would give his right arm to be ambidextrous.