Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

Speicher MDB is illegal in 18 American states.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is illegal in 18 American states.

The Doctor is actually the 119th Atomic Element, and is called Doctorium.

People know he exists, but don't quite know what to use him for.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher much prefers the medium of dot to dots and colouring books, particularly in crayon.

MDB has a Matrix printer that he has been trying to fix for many years. It has been very frustrating because different things keep going wrong with it. Oh so much frustration! In fact you could say it has driven him dotty.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If she ever goes on Disastermind Mastermind, one of Speicher's specialist subjects would be The Matrix films. She knows EVERYTHING about them, she even knows *EXACTLY* what Keanu had to eat each day, how many times he went to the toilet, what he did and how much. She admits that knowing the consistency is taking it just a bit TOO far though, and that she might start looking like a mad crazed stalker woman armed with a Turkey baster 'Just in case'.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort has three wheels on his wagon.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly ate the fourth one.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie had to cut out the lipstick after his DRS was enabled.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort has 50-36 rings on his record player... sounds a bit funny but he's used to it now.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is a wind-up merchant.

 

[colly]

ACP is still rolling along

 

[Speicher]

Colly listens carefully to his Master's voice.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is just a nipper.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete's Bach is very loud.

He has been asked to turn it down.

He also listens to Offenbach, and Depussy.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has a Mantovani, but she's never seen him doing it.

 

[Speicher]

Archie tect will be going Chopin later this morning. He will be taking some notes about what to get for his staff.