Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly can only whistle if it's dark.

 

[Dayvo]

TB built his house on rock & roll.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo, he say, Dayvo

Daylight come an he wan go home.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP always tallys his bananas every morning, pre-dawn.

 

[Dayvo]

TB gets up at the crack of Dawn every day. It really annoys her!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo isn't thick, but when he went to the Post Office the other day, he noted that he'd parked next to a sign which said

'No return for Two Hours'

Poor Dayvo, he had only gone to get some stamps, but had to wait about for 2 hours before he could leave again.

 

[Speicher]

MDB asked his friend* for a stamp.

MDB now has a very large bandage on his foot, and cannot get his shoe on.


* No implication is made as to how many friends MDB has.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is not at all bothered that I met Fabien today.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

* No implication is made as to how many friends MDB has.

Friends?? what are those??

Speicher on the other hand has plenty, that Online Dating Agency for Sewerage workers has really spiced her life up! .....yep, that's definitely curry.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is not at all bothered that I met Fabien today.

TVC will not have to wait three days for Mrs TVC to recover her equilibrium.
TVC knew that the Tour de Suisse was passing very close to where he is on holiday. He did not need me to point that out to him. He knows that if Mrs TVC had found out afterwards, that TVC would be in danger.

 

[Speicher]

MDB is a very good sewer. His blanket stitch is widely admired.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher once actually owned a Golden Fleece

 

[TVC]

MDB has golden fleas.



*mrs tvc had her picture taken with The Devil

Thanks Speicher

 

[Speicher]

TVC will be allowing me a private viewing of his photos.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For your eyes only Speicher, even the most depraved of websites have refused point blank to publish them.