Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Speicher will, alas, being going mental soon.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a photographic memory but unfortunately it is a Daguerreotype.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker does not need to get out more.

If that is a lie, then I can't argue with that!

accountantpete has just eaten a box of brownies

Uncle Mort has a perversion fetish for Brownies and likes nothing better than making whoever he's with at the time (for he gets out ALL the time dontcha know?) dress up as one.

They mostly look like this:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSbnql66j8

 

[Speicher]

MDB approaches Guides in a flirtacious way. What he really wants is to travel on the top deck of one of their Open-top buses. The Glasgow Tourist Board know him well.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When at School, Speicher did her work experience as a guide in the local elastic band factory's museum. It was a bit daunting at first, but she soon got the hang of it and liked nothing better than to twang with the visitors.

 

[Speicher]

I used to work at J & J Cash, the people who made your name tags in your school uniform. I had to do some guided factory tours, in French and German.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I used to work at J & J Cash, the people who made your name tags in your school uniform. I had to do some guided factory tours, in French and German.

YOU SWOT!!

Speicher was fired frim J & J Cash for mentioning the war.

Uncle Mort was fired from Mastercard for mentioning cash.

 

[Speicher]

MDB failed the recruitment exam for S.W.A.T.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher 's dyslexia upset her penpals when she added S.W.A.T to all her envelopes.

 

[colly]

The Cherokee are after Archie

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's stopped singing.

 

[colly]

Archie is all in flames

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort eats beans, shoots and leaves.



Edit: couldn't spel Uncl

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has found the hidden cave.

 

[colly]

Archie is singing a happy song