Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC is not correct in his above post.

oh err hang on...

TVC knows It might as well Rain Until September!

 

[TVC]

Speicher knows tonight I'm hers completely. Lyrically anyway.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC left his heart in San Francisco*, not at the house next door to Mr Benn.

* - In a hit and run accident - he was carrying a donor card.


He's actually a Zombie and is dreaming, nay, salivating over the day when Cycle Chat had a huge meet up.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug was planning to go to Greece for his hols but looking at the telly last night it seems the locals aren't too happy about this.

 

[colly]

ACP using his hard won knowledge of high finance has mortgaged his family home and is frantically buying Greek Government bonds.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is forever checking out the teeth on gift horses.

 

[Speicher]

Colly does not take off his cycling kit before getting into the shower.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher can make an omlette without breaking an egg.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy applied to go on Blockbusters when he was a youth, but unfortunately, he didn't get past the audition stage because every time he had to say

'I'll have a P Bob'

he fell about in hysterical laughter, and eventually, he DID actually Pee himself.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB is determined to continue his life-long quest to find rocking horse manure.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has promised to buy a round as soon as MDB delivers the rocking horse poo.

 

[Archie_tect]

Uncle Mort is counting the hours... so far he's up to 53,122.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC hasn't checked the price of a pint in Oslo recently (or he's bloody optimistic).

One pint and several straws that will be then?

Uncle Mort is counting the hours... so far he's up to 53,122.

Uncle Mort is only doing this in collaboration with Archie so that they can have proof to claim the petrol money back when Mrs Archie_tect finally gets back from 'buying a pint of milk from the shops'.

The Penny is still firmly in the stratosphere and it isn't looking like it is going to start dropping any time soon.

 

[TVC]

MDB is always brief.

 

[colly]

MDB has a hare up his left nostril.