Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC and briefs ....the less said the better, but he's been banned from most of the local Swingers clubs.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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TVC and briefs ....the less said the better, but he's been banned from most of the local Swingers clubs.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Colly would have snaffled it on the spot if it had been him
accountantpete
OAP
TVC's usual thought pattern is
a) brief - legal brief - barrister - lincoln's inn - pint down the local
b) brief - short - whisky - pint down the local.
c) brief- underwear- must put on- to go out for - pint down the local
a) brief - legal brief - barrister - lincoln's inn - pint down the local
b) brief - short - whisky - pint down the local.
c) brief- underwear- must put on- to go out for - pint down the local
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mad Doug Biker's briefs are very short.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
I last wore proper briefs years back, and even then they were.... too small.
Now Speicher has heard this, she'll be round my place after work at the Call Centre, dealing with testy calls in an Indian accent, to test my claim!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB knows that the last train tonight (from here) has already left.
* looks on tinternet for extra large briefs to send to MDB - Mustafa large pair *
* looks on tinternet for extra large briefs to send to MDB - Mustafa large pair *
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher always likes the look of things from the backs and ponders the age-old question - why fronts?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Now that old-age is creeping up on ACP, he sometimes puts his underpants on back to front.
I do not want to see any comments about my knickers being in a twist! 
I do not want to see any comments about my knickers being in a twist! 
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Following Ghabat Madal-Heradjit's yoghurt regime, ACP heard a brain wave...
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher once got her knickers in a .....tangle. She thought it was rather kinky, but it was just messy.
Following Ghabat Madal-Heradjit's yoghurt regime, ACP heard a brain wave...
Having a metal plate in his head, ACP can only get a brainwave if he's standing hear enough to the washing machine when it is going at full spin. He can't stay about for more than 10 seconds though as it will make him pee himself.
Hover Fly
He, him, his
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
The bogeyman is scared Mad Doug Biker might be under his bed.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Hover Fly considers picking and eating his bogeys parts of his 5 a day.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Colly had a Ticket to Ride - a few yards. 
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher was conductor for The London Philharmonic - it was a double decker bus of course.
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