Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Colly invented time travel in 2062.

 

[Dayvo]

It's 2103 and like Ursula Andress in She, Speicher is suddenly feeling very tired.

 

[Speicher]

It is 2206 and Dayvo should be in bed.

 

[colly]

Speicher has no need of beds. Hammocks are her thing.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly has no need of hammocks. Tunnocks are his thing - tea cakes that is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is living dangerously by being up and about while the sun is still shining.

ARGGGHHHHH IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!

Colly has no need of hammocks. Tunnocks are his thing - tea cakes that is.

ACP has just taken delivery of 3 months worth of Edinburgh Rock. It is all he eats these days after 'The Broccolli Incident'.

 

[accountantpete]

MDB confuses The Broccolli Incident with The Bedford Incident which starred Richard Widmark and Sidney Poitier.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is getting delusional again and needs another injection in his bum from the nurse, or

'getting botty'

as he calls it.

 

[TVC]

MDB is often mistaken for Norville Rogers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC and Anne Widdecombe, they obviously are identical twins split at birth.

 

[TVC]

MDB longs to be in musical theatre.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC has got his latest script sent back from all the major Hollywood Studios as rejected. He thought he'd really cracked it this time with his latest kid's film,

'The Tooth Fairy Cowboys'

marketed as being

'A Spaghetti Al Dente Western'.

 

[TVC]

MDB thinks Primula is proper cheese.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC thinks that Primula is the capital of a small former Soviet State.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug thinks that Primula is Dracula's tidy daughter.