Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dairylee dunkers are Pete's little secret treat for himself.

 

[Dayvo]

What TVC does with Emmental cheese is not allowed to be mentioned on a public forum.

 

[colly]

Ripe brie smells like pi55.......Dayvo does too.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Bring the Detol out and Colly runs a mile, his little doggy nose just can't handle the intense smell of... of.... CLEANLINESS!

 

[colly]

Mad Doug talks to his flours. ..................wholemeal, plain white, self rasing.........

 

[Ludwig]

Colly was a memebr of The Chippendales

 

[Hover Fly]

Whenever he visits a supermarket Ludwig looks longingly at the tins of shoe polish, then he counts his pennies and murmurs "One day Ludwig old son, one day..."

 

[Speicher]

While working at a restaurant, Hover Fly went into the kitchen and whipped some double cream.

The Chef told him to put it back.

 

[colly]

Speicher loves Chef's chocolate Salty Balls.


http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ISrbjr7kyr8

 

[TVC]

Colly thinks they call him Tabasco because he's hot stuff.

 

[Rapples]

The Velvet Curtain is well hung

 

[Dayvo]

And Rapples should now as he tried to pull themselves together.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo is actually a small Goldfish called Bob.

 

[accountantpete]

Goldfish can easily out remember Mad Doug.

 

[colly]

ACP and his goldfish have been out for ages.

Bless.