Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

MrCarver remains the undisputed 1994 Chingford Juniors Hide and Seek Champion....


[come out, come out, wherever you are...]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie came out once













....... Of the Barrow Upon Soar Lady's Knitting Club. He was told never to go back because he was and I quote

'A horrible, vulgar little man with all the morals of a sewer rat'.


Archie thought he got off lightly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB has visited, photographed and chronicled every public convenience within a 100 mile radius of his home. He's hoping to write a book about it one day, and make some serious money, but at this stage, just regards it as a cottage industry.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Toshiba Boy is related to Jock 'Poohplop' Mcplop, the chief attendant of the Aberdeen Public Toilets.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is a decendant of W.C. Grace. and by a curious happenstance is also related to W.C. Fields.

Which explains why he is oft heard to exclaim............'upon my soul a cup of coffee'

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly is a dead ringer for "young Mr Grace".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George used to work in a Gentleman's outfitters in his younger days, and loved to flounce around shouting "I'm free!"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar George used to work in a Gentleman's outfitters in his younger days, and loved to flounce around shouting "I'm free!"

Tosh used to model himself on Wendy Richard's sense of style, he had the hairdo and everything!

The less said about Mrs Sloecomb's Pussy the better though....

 

[TVC]

MDB lost his job a Greggs after eating his way through most of the stock.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TCV used to work as a car park attendant until he decided to rail against it and pull himself together, getting a job selling curtains.

His name has no connection to this happening whatsoever.

 

[colly]

What Mad Doug does with tea bags and Vaseline is to be deplored.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I know what Colly is referring to barking at.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug understands 'all things'

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's last but two post was so pathetic that it finally convinced the forum software that life is not worth carrying on with and it has now given up trying to keep things neat and tidy.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly has "The Knowledge".