Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rapples]

accountantpete has "knowledge" of Colly

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP has "The Means"

 

[Allirog]

Last Christmas Archie tect spent nearly two hours trying to stuff the turkey-and nearly killed it.

 

[accountantpete]

Alliroq has been selling some green herbs mixed with icing sugar and chocolate - he's made a mint.

 

[colly]

ACP has made a mint with his hole.

 

[Speicher]

Colly decided to make some fresh mint sauce to go with the roast lamb. Everyone decided that lamb with a green and white chocolatey sauce was not a good combination.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has ruined many a beautifully cooked roast duck, with a large orange.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy knows that I forgot to take the foil off first.

Anyway, it was not Terry's, it was mine.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher won't dare spell profundum correctly as it'll bring her out in hives.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr Phoebus uses Birmingham International Airport's main runway for his sprint training.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Toshiba Boy will only use Matsui products.

 

[accountantpete]

Due to the Butterfly Effect, Mr Phoebus's spitting out of a fly on June 27th 2009 recently resulted in Jackie Brambles' departure from Loose Women.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Accountpete uses so many nicotine patches that he resembles a pink mirrorball.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P used to do domestic chores for the Green Goddess. He didn't have to pay her too much either.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB will only have scrumpy on his cornflakes.