Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has heard that a lot of women find men with salt and pepper hair very attractive, so has taken to walking round with a condiment set strapped to the top of his head....no luck so far.

 

[Cheddar George]

Toshiba Boy still owns a pair of binoculars he made as a five year old out two bog roll tubes and some sellotape ........ he still refuses to believe that they don't make any difference.

 

[TVC]

George refuses to buy a mobile phone. If telegrams were good enough for his great grandfather, than they're good enough for him.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

After a long, hard and demanding day at the Walkers crisp factory, VC likes nothing better than to unwind by tweaking Gary Lineker's ears.

 

[Speicher]

Mr Phoebus likes to unwind by unravelling his hand-knitted jumper. He is a big knit really.

 

[Allirog]

Speicher only wanted the title Executive Vice President because she
thought the vice was a job description.

 

[Speicher]

Allirog does not like Gorillas.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher has just come out of her three-week hibernation.

Funnily enough it always involves several crates of wine.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo doesn't know a great deal about football but is keen to learn and has mixed some warm water and vinegar so as to clean the transfer window.

 

[Dayvo]

AP is the current double world pocket billiards champion.

Both in the singles and doubles competition.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo was runner-up in the 2011 Miss Bulgaria competition.

 

[Rapples]

Archie Tect's real name is Disco Tex, but he's still on the run from the Sex-o-lets

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Rapples got his name because he constantly asks R apples nice, R apples good your you........

 

[Dayvo]

Angelfishsolo is in the process of buying a new bath, which is a little odd, given the fact that he doesn't have a bathroom.

 

[Rapples]

Dayvo never drinks water after seeing what Angelfishsolo does in the bath