Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

The last time Archie used a phone he got a crossed line - Toshiba Boy was discussing things of an adult nature with his girlfriend.

This put Archie off phones and sex for life.

 

[Cheddar George]

Accountantpete phones the speaking clock to ask if he can stay up late on Friday nights.

 

[Speicher]

ACP phoned a travel agent to book a holiday. He thought he had found a very good holiday to take, with like-minded ants who did not want to spend much on holiday, but they wanted to get drunk.

The name of the company, well you should have guessed by now: Titan Tours.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar Georgeous does not expect me to cross the above post out and start again.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Speicher once spent the night in a hole, with an owl, in the fog.




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]View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_a1wxqloEs[/media]

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr Phoebus went to sea in sieve but it sank, silly sausage!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie constantly dyes his hair as his natural colour is pink.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie has finally finished building his "Jenga" kit that he got for christmas, he was a bit upset that he had to provide the glue himself !

 

[Mr Phoebus]

CC has only one typing finger.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P keeps the nail on his self-styled "nasal finger" particularly long.

 

[Twigman]

Toshiba Boy actually only ever buys Samsung

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P keeps the nail on his self-styled "nasal finger" particularly long.

...so that's what it's for...

 

[Archie_tect]

Twigman is a superhero


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[Dayvo]

AT always harboured ambitions to be an African tribal chief.

He didn't get any further than being a Zulu warrior at the rugby club.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo has a holiday home in the Democratic Republic of Congo. He got it really cheap.