Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

TVC has a holiday home in the People's Republic of Prestatyn. He got it really cheap.

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie lives in a house a very big house in the country ........





........it's a barn.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George had to give up his dog breeding business, as he could never get anybody to come up and look at his puppies.

 

[TVC]

Tosh's business selling climbing roses went to the wall.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC's idea to produce a combined life preserver / inflatible doll product, sank without a trace.

 

[Cheddar George]

TB's business supplying origami products folded.

 

[TVC]

Georges novelty blender business went into liquidation.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC set up a lingerie company, specialising in bras, but it soon went bust.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Dayvo thinks that his avatar is Grizzly Adams, his all time hero.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo set up a business selling open crotch panties but the cracks soon started to appear.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete wears open crotch panties on his head and pretends he's a Mexican wrestler.

 

[Ludwig]

Mr Phoebus worked in the bra department of a lingerie store but got sacked because he was too hands on

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ludwig got a job in a gentlemen's outfitters, just so that he called walk round all day saying "oooh, suits you Sir!"

 

[Archie_tect]

TB wanders round BAE's Tank Division shouting, "You're fired" at everyone he meets.

 

[TVC]

Archie is still looking for his dream job of Chief Taster at Greggs.