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Andy_R

Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
Location
County Durham
WJS has a cuddly toy Gorilla called Mr Bobo that has pride of place on his bedside table, along with a framed photo of Nicholas Parsons.
 
You'll always find Andy in the toilet at parties.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
Colly's reign of terror as The Beast Of Saltaire Moor came to a shuddering halt when the farmer, by now wise to Colly's shennanigans, was able to lure him away and back to his owners with a gravy flavoured Jumbone.

He now gets no dinner if he is spotted anywhere near, and, so far, it seems to have worked.
 

colly

Re member eR
Location
Leeds
Mad Doug was disappointed t the last elections. He SO wanted to vote for that nice Mr Blobby.
 

Mad Doug Biker

Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
Location
Craggy Island
The Farmer has made it clear. If Colly is seen harassing is sheep again then he'll get the gun out and it'll be a case of

'Run Colly run Colly
run run run!
Run Colly run from the
Farmers gun...'


Meanwhile, Colly doesn't give a S**t about Mr Blobby, but he IS convinced that his vet strikes an uncanny appearance to Noel Edmunds, which, is another incentive to stay away from the Farmer!
 

Allirog

Active Member
Mad Doug, being the founder and only member of the Noel Edmunds fan club, is considering faking a bad case of Pulsating Piles just so he can lie on the treatment couch while gogeous Noel the vet gives him a full rectal examination.
 
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