Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Archie isn't allowed sharp pencils

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort can sleep whilst standing.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort Accountantpete operates on the cutting edge of technology.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

accountantpete tried that, but forgot to boil the egg first, and it broke.

 

[accountantpete]

Nigel is talking complete gibberish as though I had posted and then deleted a contribution which suggested that Speicher goes to work on an egg..

 

[Speicher]

ACP does not know that I saw his post, that he did not delete.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Uncle Mort may have tried going to work on an egg.

 

[Archie_tect]

Nigel-YZ1 takes a long time to type.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie types with the one shaky finger just like his hero Davros.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P reverts to type.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie got stuck in the chimney. He's now got a dose of the flue.

 

[Archie_tect]

Even the sweep gets sooty at MR P's house.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has tastefully decorated his house with 2000 flashing lights.

 

[TVC]

Pete is too tight to buy flashing lights, he just gets normal ones then sits by the plug all Christmas, on, off, on, off....

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Curtain has his Xmas light fitted... it's the same as this one.