Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Toshiba Boy has dropped one.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort breathes out.

And don't we know it ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly is one of three sets of identical twins.

[Edit: deleted three of the four identical posts! ....now there's a co-incidence]

 

[colly]

Archie is twinned with Tect del Archie in Umbria.

 

[marafi]

colly is the next prime minster of you know who world.

 

[colly]

Marafi is a prime example.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly has a phobia of prime numbers, and refuses to use them.

 

[Cheddar George]

To make Toshiba Boy laugh hysterically you have to type 58008 into a calculator and turn it upside down, this will work EVERY time.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG breeds cheese mites commercially.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie keeps his lucky rabbits foot on his key ring.

His daughter wasn't too happy about this, put he was adamant that Lucky would be just fine with only 3 legs.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh used to have a pet tortoise, he would spend hours chasing it around the garden.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is unable to sweat, and has to pant like a dog to keep cool.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is a perspiration drenched foot garment.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP doesn't perspire... he glows, in the dark, with a peculiar purple phosphorescence.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie keeps all his dead hair for making his underwear. Woo hoo!