Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

TB knows he's a goner here.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort won the Beautiful Baby trophy at the Llangollen Eisteddfod in 1963.

They should have gone to Specsavers...

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort started dancing when he was last at the Optician, making quite a spectacle of himself.

 

[colly]

Speicher pulls all the stops out to be a dirty stop out.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly keeps his organ nice and clean.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar George's got turrets, on his house.

 

[colly]

Archie is lucky...........he lives in a cardboard box.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly is so limber he can fit in a shoebox.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's real name is Limber Lovelace.

 

[colly]

Mr P and Archie.................so who is top?

 

[accountantpete]

Colly is a hard act to swallow...

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete had to give up sword swallowing after numerous bouts of hiccups.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P leads a very busy life, always juggling things.

5 lit torches whilst commuting to work on his bike is his latest trick.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has failed in juggling his balls.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher said she wanted to have a go at juggling my balls () but I said that I was rather attached to them (they're a family heirloom).