Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mr P told TB where to go when he came a calling.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP didn't hear the doorbell when I came a knockin'.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is the last in a long line of knockers.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy is sadder than woodworm in a cripples crutch

 

[colly]

Ludwig's crutch is best avoided.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has a crutch in his Nissan Sunny.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has published a book on "Alternative Hand Signals For Motorists".

 

[colly]

ACP's next door neighbour is a lonely louse.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort has planted pampas grass on his front lawn.

 

[Cheddar George]

ACP planted pampas grass in the hope that it would attract a passing gaucho.
(my O-level geography teacher would be so proud)

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort is convinced he is a MILF

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly has been growing the hair on his back for Movember, he off to the sheep shearers tomorrow.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG has grown a very impressive handlebar moustache, in a most unusual place. Unfortunately for him, this means he will not be able to show it off until he hits the beach in his leopard skin thong next summer.

 

[Archie_tect]

UM is an expert on all things thrush-related.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is more of a crabs man.