Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

In December ACP will receive a large box from me.

 

[colly]

Speicher makes free with her box over the festive season..

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly isn't nicknamed Imelda Marcos for nothing. He's got a huge collection of sling backs.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P loves to wear his c1974 platform shoes, especially when he's trainspotting at New Street Station.

 

[TVC]

Tosh still stands prepared to repel the Viking hoards.

 

[colly]

TVC has modelled his over-night stay technique on the bloke in Trainspotting. (can't recall his name)

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's cinematic knowledge knows no bounds.

 

[Speicher]

His local cinema is out of bounds for Toshiba Boy after the incident with the Usherette and the ice cream.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher loves the joy of sex.

She reads it cover to cover at least once every month.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is the son of that bloke with the beard... but then so is AP, CP, Dayvo, Mozzy, 3BMcG, Colly, TVC, UM and MDB....

 

[colly]

Archie had a beard just like that ..................................? Hmmmmmmmmm?

 

[Archie_tect]

Yo bro!

[Edit: Post repeated 4 times.... sorry, couldn't stop it!]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's stammer is getting worse.

 

[Cheddar George]

Due to his stammer when buying two tickets for the twenty to two to Taunton, Tosh is still at the ticket window at a quarter past three.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George has just commissioned a Coat Of Arms which has a ladder with him at the top peering into a window.