Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Accountantpetes family motto .........."Tell no one and admit nothing."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cheddar George's native indian name is Squatting Dog.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's head is so empty it has its own echo.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

wow!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort is forever double faulting.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh never gets invited to dinner parties anymore as he has been using the same two anecdotes and one joke since 1989.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG will not be invited to anymore of my cheese and greet parties, as he couldn't stop laughing uncontrollably after I told my two favourite cycling anecdotes and the old family joke about the vascectomy and the male nurse with the bottle-end spectacles.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort bathes in the metal tub situated in the back yard.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete washes in OMO.

 

[colly]

OMO he doesn't.

 

[colly]

Sorry I though Mr P was a pantomime dame. It's just his usual way of dressing though.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly loves Puss in Boots.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB makes a great Nanki-Poo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

You haven't lived if you haven't tried Mr P's Death by Chocolate dessert.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TB loves dressing up as the Grim Reaper and then goes round knocking on pensioners doors.