Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TVC speaks utter C.R.A.P.

(cycling related athletic prose)

 

[TVC]

Pete, isn't a complete idiot.



I never said there was anything complete about him.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC sends out Christmas cards but never puts stamps on the envelopes.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect always stamps the envelopes



to make them nice and flat. His size 11 boot print adds a certain je ne sais quoi.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher delivers hers Hogwarts style.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie re-cycles last years cards with the aid of a bit of Tippex, thinking that no-one will notice.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has finally bought all his Christmas presents for his fellow Cyclechat Forummers.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is kindly delivering them all for me... enjoy! Hope you like them.

 

[accountantpete]

I got a dust cap (with some seasonal glitter on it)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I got some free air for my tyres, only have to pay £1/PSI

 

[Speicher]

I have an airline ticket to Mauritius, for two people.

Thank you Archie_tect. Now I need to decide who to take with me.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie's given me a......cold, achoooo! Cheers mate.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Tosh wants a second class returd to Dottinghab.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is green with ...erm...envy?

 

[Kleban]

Watch out Folks ! ........ accountantpete is a 'fake Santa'

... here is the real one ...