Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Kleban is a fake cyclist

 

[Cheddar George]

The Velvet Curtain is a fake ............ he is actually 100% polyester velour (in a nasty shade of purple).

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar uses colouring to get that healthy Red Leicester glow.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie still hasn't quite mastered the art of not going over the lines when he colours in.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh will always go into a sulk if he doesn't get a big pack of felt tip pens on Christmas day, and if anybody gets them muddled up and spoils the perfect spectrum of colours they will be lucky to see the new year in.

 

[Cheddar George]

Uncle Mort .......... only available on K-Tel records.

 

[Fnaar]

Cheddar George wants a life size Buckaroo* for Christmas

*the rootin' tootin' bucking game

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Fnaar's been poking the presents.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM's been sniffing the presents. He does have some funny ways that boy.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh smells like teen spirit.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete smells of meths

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM has a slight OAP whiff about him, mingeld with cardamom and rosemary.

Thinking of re-naming him Old Spice.

 

[Fnaar]

TB has invented drop handlebars for zimmer frames, and hopes that 2012 will be the year they really start selling.

 

[Ludwig]

Fnaar lifts the spirits of everyone he meets. He has also lifted quite a bit of sherry, port and beer as well.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ludwig is an inveterate bed-wetter - only other peoples though.