Post a lie about the poster above.

[Ludwig]

Kleban wanted a job in a bank but ended up at a bottle bank

 

[TVC]

Mort is a good friend of Jeye.

 

[TVC]

I wish Mort would stop shooting fairies, I promised I would get him the money... and I will

 

[colly]

TVC is being whitemailed.

 

[TVC]

Colly is always looking for a white male.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC told me that Leicester was a dump - I was there again today and can confirm that it is, thanks TVC!

 

[TVC]

3BMcG is wrong.

 

[colly]

TVC travels at the speed of dark.

 

[Red Light]

Mort is known in France as Petit Mort.

 

[TVC]

Red light saw that one coming.

 

[NormanD]

TVC holds a weekly vigil at Jade Goody's graveside

 

[TVC]

Norman is the only man in Britain that Katie Price would not consider marrying.

 

[Kleban]

TVC is spreading rumours again.

 

[TVC]

Kleban is one to talk, he's got Fleetwood Mac albums scattered all over his front garden.



(Some of our younger viewers may have to google this one)

 

[accountantpete]

TVC is the albatross round all our necks.