Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Tosh has two sheds in his garden. He comes from a long line of Jackson's.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly completed a 4 year apprenticeship in santas' workshop.

 

[Cheddar George]

CG dresses up as a viking - he looks a right ****.

(the swearwordometer has ****'d out my word which was a shorter version of Canute -typical of the ****ing new software)

Am i to assume that you don't think i look a "right cutie" ?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's realistic "fuzzy" hair is very cute.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh likes to think of himself as an action man .......... well he does have grippy hands and an absence of genitals.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's real name is Sindy, although all his close friends call him Barbie.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Toshiba Boy's favourite classical tune is Barbie Girl.

 

[Archie_tect]

Nigel is sick of his friends organising everything for him...

 

[Cheddar George]

Archietect is obsessed by anagrams and is hoping he will get "three cacti" for Christmas, especially after last years disappointment when he didn't get the "Ice ratchet" he was hoping for.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After last Chritmas, CG has been banned from having sprouts.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh is getting a new bike for Christmas, but don't let him find out or Santa won't deliver it.

 

[accountantpete]

On the first day of Christmas
Archie sent to me
A cartridge bearing
BB assembly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

On the second day of Christmas
AP sent to me
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[Cheddar George]

On the Third day of Christmas
Tosh sent to me
Three track pumps
Two saddle bags
and a cartridge bearing BB assembly

 

[Ludwig]

Cheddar George is a bogus carol singer