Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Toshiba misunderstood the meaning of Add hock and brought some wine to the meeting.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher was asked to read the minutes at last week's Board Meeting, unsure what this meant, she simply blurted out "15 past the hour".

 

[colly]

Tosh is well mannered and turned out. He did go to a pubic school after all.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Uncle Mort's got an MBA


Morbidly Big Arse.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is qualified in Animal Husbandry - he married a sheep.

 

[Ludwig]

Accountantpete is on first name terms with some of the sheep in his area

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP Ludwig did a sandwich course in the late '70s. He can still make a brilliant Tuna Mayo triple decker.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy is responsible for 0.000000000000000000009% of the world's spam emails.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty's "urination" video was banned by youtube on account of taste.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has got it all well licked.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh's taste is improving... slightly acetic but with hints of iron fillings and tar.

 

[colly]

Uncle Mort can barff in four languages.

 

[TVC]

Colly can count to 100 in French. He likes to demonstrate this at every opportunity, however the girl on the checkout at B&Q just wanted him to enter his pin.

 

[colly]

TVC was always one for euphemisms.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is auditioning (and is red-hot favourite) for the position of CC agony aunt/marriage counselor.