Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo loves it when waiters ask him to 'walk this way'.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is walking a very funny way after sitting on the fence for some time.

 

[colly]

Speicher is just jealous.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly always wanted to sing like Bryan Ferry.

 

[colly]

Archie has always wanted to cross the Mersey.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly yearns for the wonders that are Lancashire.

 

[TVC]

Archie yearns for the simple life, his role model is Hugh Fearnley-Whatshisface. He longs to emulate him by building up a proper multi-million pound business using an army of minimum wage grunts to furnish the chattering classes with overpriced food, whilst himself trying to convey an image of a solid chap doing his bit for the planet.

Ah, getting back to nature.

 

[Ludwig]

The Velvet Curtain cycling up a hill reminds one of a rhinestone cowboy riding out on a star spangled rodeo

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig's just a small town dude with a big city attitude.

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[threebikesmcginty]

Accountantpete's a lineman for the county and he drives the main road, searchin' in the sun for another overload.

 

[colly]

Reverting to type, 3BM shows he just a Good ol' boy. YEEE HAA !!



Ah reckon.

 

[TVC]

Colly likes both types of music, he likes Country and he likes Western.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC drinks downstream from the herd.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG's a saloon drinker... he's allergic to sawdust.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is more of a hatchback drinker, with two cupholders on the dashboard.