Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher doesn't have a nice dashboard.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly had a nice dashboard: unfortunately he pebble-dashed it.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's dice have turned green and furry.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's Magic Tree has got Dutch Elm Disease

 

[colly]

Honey fungus is ACP's tipple.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's thrush keeps coming back every Spring.... sings beautifully.

 

[Dayvo]

AT stopped wearing jock straps after a serious bout of crotch rot.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is looking forward to an exciting round of Delhi Belly.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo's a goa....

 

[TVC]

Archie is widely credited with inventing the Walrus.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC returned a pack of Cadbury's Chocolate Animal Biscuits because the seal was broken....

[here all week]

 

[TVC]

Archie has yet to face his fear of Hob Nobs

 

[Mr Phoebus]

TVC isn't "twice baked" he's more half baked.

 

[colly]

Mr P is an ideas man. His pet is a blind roe.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Colly has Shane Warne posters all over his walls.