Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly was in charge of the clap-o-meter on Opportunity Knocks.

 

[colly]

Tosh knows all about clap.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is patiently waiting the take his pick.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP is still not aware his better half is putting bromide in his cuppa.

 

[postman]

Uncle Mort is still planning to have sex at 100. Not bad as he lives at number 44.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Postman, known as "Mr Kiss 'n' tell" to the local hacks at the Yorkshire Evening Post.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rockymountain has an unhealthy obsession for Oreamnos.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh gets everybody's goat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whereas UM and AP are straightforward dog lovers.

 

[Ludwig]

Toshiba Boy has a poodle perm

 

[Cubist]

Ludwig favours a combover

 

[Archie_tect]

Cubist is an eco-worrier.

 

[colly]

Rockymountain knows that 1001 cleans a big, big carpet for less than half a crown.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has a bad habit of sweeping things under the carpet.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher occasionally suffers as a result of dry foam.