Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie's feeling secular.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

accountantpete's feeling himself again today.

 

[Archie_tect]

3BMcG's been feeling grumpy all week-end but now he's feeling both happy and bashful.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is currently feeling Sleazy, the little talked about 8th Dwarf.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker's attempts at humour are virgin on the ridiculous.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's virgin on the impossible.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie's just a virgin, full stop.

 

[Ludwig]

Mad Doug Biker bites the wax tadpole

 

[Toshiba Boy]

UM is finding his boa very constricting.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

TB really wants a pet hamster. But doesn't want it to play with UM's boa.

 

[Francesca]

Tosh is constricting Boas tosh.

 

[Speicher]

When faced with a column of figures, Tosh Francesca always gets the total wrong. He She is not a good adder up.

 

[Francesca]

Nigel is tightening his tosh.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher and Franny are lined up to be the next Rosemary and Thyme.

 

[Archie_tect]

The BBC have appointed AP as the lead in the new low-budget period series Just William.... no other cast... just William.