Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Uncle Mort's Pete's middle name is Flatus.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockymountain has a guidance system controlled by residents of the planet Tharg.

 

[TVC]

Archie always wears clean pants in case he's abducted by the residents of planet Tharg and subjected to an anal probe. Twelve years waiting and no joy yet.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a degree in analogy.

 

[Ludwig]

Uncle Morts has written book on fishing called Its not about the pike

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ludwig hasn't written a book but he's coloured a few in.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty's cheque books have a join-the-dots bit for his signature.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP has a mental map to guide him home.

 

[TVC]

RM has a thing for gingham.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC's thing about paisley pattern is starting to annoy his neighbours.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hover Fly thinks that Paisley is a quaint little fishing town on the River Cart, where nothing much ever happens and the greatest social accolade of your life is when the Vicar invites you round for tea and his wife's legendary Cucumber Sandwiches.

 

[TVC]

Who likes short shorts?
Hover Fly likes short shorts.

 

[krushavik]

Hover Fly's doesn't realise that his yellow spots on his under-pants is a sign that they need a wash.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Krushavik knows this because he keeps looking. He wants above all to have a good sniff too.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB is a ghost writer for children's books.