Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

RM defends his right to roam.

 

[TVC]

RM needs a map and compass to find his arse.

 

[TVC]

RM has life size sculptures of all of Colly's family made out of mashed potato. Colly doesn't know this.

 

[colly]

Rocky not at all a scary psycho.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

RM's very proud of his Barbie Doll collection, even though he has bitten the head off every single one.

 

[Dayvo]

Despite his macho name, RM is no more than a gentle slope.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dayvo is actually called Cibyll, but calls himself Dave to avoid ridicule.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug is on a roll.

It's a sausage roll mind but what he does in the privacy of his own house is his business.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly rides a White Swan, his other bike's a Bolan Dolan.

 

[Ludwig]

Rockymountain is trying to reach base camp on his Everest expedition but is currently lost on the Circle Line trying to get to Euston Station.

 

[Cheddar George]

Ludwig Rocky claims to have cycled to the top of mount Everest, only pausing to button up his cardigan and let some air out of his tyres as he crested the north col.

 

[accountantpete]

CG was the first man on the moon and wears size 5 shoes - it was a small step for a man...

 

[Cheddar George]

Accountantpete made the sandwiches for the Apollo 12 mission.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG claims he's Elvis, not that we're saying he's a liar, but we're not sure about him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky never goes to the chip shop, he always sends his Butler instead.