Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Oh, here we go.... so are Tosh's....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Twice in a moment for our Archie, he's a lad....and Rocky's slipped one very quickly, as normal.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's just got the sack for stealing from the fridge at work.

He worked at the sperm bank.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Three times a night Mr Phoebus, as he's known....to himself.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky went to the florists to get his mrs some flowers for Mother's Day.
The florist asked him what her favourite flower was?

"self raising, I think," said Rocky.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mr P's a pansy man, although he does quite like tulips too.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh is always messing with his hollyhocks.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky 's looking at his narccissi... his are the best, or so he thinks.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's a big fan of carnivorous plants. He was really disappointed though when his spider plant didn't catch anything.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky had a whole garden full of marijuana plants.
When the police called he pleaded ignorance.
They took one look at him, believed him, and then went on their way.

 

[Dayvo]

RM named his two sons after his favourite actors: Bill and Ben. And they don't half flob a lot!

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Dayvo caused an uproar on Britain's Got Talent when he auditioned as his "Man, Woman, Bulldog" routine.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Off topic. What did I miss?

Not much, don't worry, nothing to see here, please move along!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The red mark on the forehead of Rocky in his avatar there was when he glued a Raleigh badge on about 10 years ago. It lasted about 6 years, but eventually it started to dig into his skin too much and had to have it surgically removed before the rust did any long term damage.

Due to it all eventually becoming a bloody mess (Rocky and the badge) he now has the red mark on his head as a result.

 

[accountantpete]

After a nasty moment this morning when Mort drove though a hidden ford, he has been cleaning his Seat.