Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mr Phoebus]

Tosh was slapped by Esther Rantzan when he quipped: "I bet you can eat an apple through a tennis racket."

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Due to his poor bike handling skills, Rocky has earned the nickname Kevin Keegan.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

On the phone, Rocky's always being mistaken for Arthur Mullard.

 

[Ecclefechan]

Mr Phoebus brother is Fatima Whitbread.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort arranges for chefs to appear on TV - he books the cooks.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Pete was sacked from the Hovis advert audition when he kept on insisting on riding the bike up the hill.

 

[Dayvo]

Mr P didn't get the job cos he doesn't like going fast downhill - the big girlie.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Before Dayvo donates jig-saw puzzles to the local jumble sale, he always throws a piece away.

 

[accountantpete]

I cannot divulge what Uncle Mort does with the bishop...

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete went to a restaurant for lunch, unfortunately they had a chequered tableclotch ....... it took him two hours to pass the salt.

 

[Dayvo]

CG swallowed his watch once.

Time passed slowly.

And painfully.

 

[Dayvo]

RM used to be a shop-lifter until he discovered shirts.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's gardening is strictly on the level.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is having problems with his colon again.

The doctors have given him a pencil to work it out

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug chews the end of his pen









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