Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Everything Mr P knows about european geography he learnt from the opening titles of Dad's Army.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It was George's idea to use "Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler" as the Asda advert theme music.
The work has since dried up.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Rocky's going to put his clocks back an hour first thing Sunday morning.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Humour wise, Rocky has been compared to Ricky Gervais. Oh dear.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P has a passing resemblance to Scunthorpe United.... sadly their passing is atrocious.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Archie loves doing the twist to "I Want to Know What Love is."

 

[Andy_R]

Mr P will twist to anything. You should hear him going on and on and on...

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has never touched a pie in his life. You can tell by the svelte figure he cuts on the dance floor.

 

[accountantpete]

Led Zep fans are eagerly awaiting Andy_ R's Whole Lotta Love cover.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, chances are that it's Pete.

 

[colly]

Mr P is secretly in love with John McCririck.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly understands J McC's hand signals. Not cos he's a racing fan, but because he's been on the receiving end of hand signals all his life.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is odd














's on to not notice this bottom line.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

It was Pete's idea for Gareth Hunt to do the Nescafe 'hand shake'.
Gareth never forgave him for making him look such a tosser.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mr P's mohican is the talk of Nantwich.