Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Whereas Colly prefers Gilbert and Sullivan.

 

[colly]

The fluff under Rocky's bed comes from....................no one knows !!

 

[Andy_R]

Colly once applied for a job as a fluffer. When he got the job description he was intrigued, disgusted, and just a little bit excited

 

[Speicher]

Last thing at night, Andy always fluffs up the cushions on his sofa.

 

[colly]

Speicher is a real whizz with her knitting sticks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Unfortunately she can't knit very well and more often than not just produces random shapes. Meanwhile, Colly has a loyalty card with his local wool shop. He particularly likes products by Sirdar.

 

[Archie_tect]

MDG knows far more than he lets on.

Edit: remove G and add B]

 

[Speicher]

MDB Archie-tect has a penchant for pompoms.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDG knows far more than he lets on.

Only because I've seen the wool my Mum knits with!
Phew got out of that one!

Now, as for MDG....

MDB Archie-tect has a penchant for pompoms.

Speicher has been trying to knit them for years, but, alas, they always seem to end up looking like giant deformed midges.

 

[Speicher]

MDB has mittens with a string joining them up.

 

[colly]

Crocheting a makes Speicher crotchety.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

But Colly is a real demon on the Croquet lawns of Yorkshire.



Sorry, the computer went all funny on me and then I couldn't remember for the life of me how to spell Croquet

 

[colly]

Mad Doug's computer is completely humourless.

 

[Archie_tect]

Does Colly look a bit funny to you?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does Colly look a bit funny to you?

*Looks closely*
Hmmmmm I think it is because... Oh... <wretch> yes, he's rolled in something again!
Get the hose!

Archie has no sense of smell. Obviously.