Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

TVC has a large uneven patio that appears to have been dug up a few times.

 

[Rapples]

Andy R insulted Rapples by complimenting him on his patio.



It was a bally veranda!!!

 

[accountantpete]

Rapples wants decking.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is rivetted by decking boards. He stares at them for days on end sometimes, waiting, interminably waiting.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To celebrate the sinking of the Titanic, Rocky has just released a reenactment of it filmed in his bath.

Unfortunately, Rocky was having a bath at the same time

 

[Speicher]

MDB likes to tell stories of his travels on the boat to Skye, to Iona and to the Outer Hebrides.
You could say that he is fond of ferry tales.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP, AndyR, Rocky, MDB, Speicher just nodded off...zzzzz

 

[Speicher]

oh yes, join the club, everyone thinks what I say is so boring

 

[Archie_tect]

Mmm, what? 12! Ay? No! Me? Speicher's just walked in after I've had a very long nap, consequently missing the whole afternoon and now it's work in the morning and I feel shattered....

 

[Speicher]

for Archie

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

oh yes, join the club, everyone thinks what I say is so boring

....Sorry, did you say something?

 

[Speicher]

....Sorry, did you say something?

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher likes to tell tall tales. The last one was 7'6" in its socks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy makes most Sumo Wrestlers feel small

 

[Archie_tect]

Andy_R had beans for tea... he left his aura behind, call me psychic...