Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

When he goes out on the town for the night, MDB always makes sure he has protection with him. Sensible chap.

Having said this, he's finding his bodyguards hourly rates are getting a tad expensive.

 

[TVC]

RM likes to show people his cock.









Fair enough, it has won several prizes in poultry competitions throughout the South East.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC once lived in Penistone

 

[Andy_R]

MDB is always talking b*ll*ocks

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whenever he's in London, Andy always likes it up the Arsenal.











He visits the Emirates stadium at least once on each visit.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB prefers it round the back, in his box. And I'm not talking football here.













It's when he visits the Globe

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy still can't get over the size of some of the codpieces he saw there......












....Or in fact the price. It was the restaurant at the Globe you see. I don't know if one exists, but, hey, never mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky likes to show the ladies how big he is downstairs (ooh er!).


What they don't realise is that he stuffs his pants full of toilet paper beforehand.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB doesn't always wipe afterwards












He's frequently seen with ketchup on his chin

 

[TVC]

MDB is huge downstairs. In fact he has the biggest cellar for miles around.

 

[TVC]

The poster above does not keep missing the boat

 

[Andy_R]

TVC rowed to Samoa. He was well peed off when he realised there were no Samosas there.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky thinks his latest comment is ferry good.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB shows no Mersey when he starts punning

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy is just Itchen for me to reply!