Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky has just finished this weeks Beano.

 

[TVC]

Odd that Rockymountain calls himself Rockymountain when his real name is Timothy... actually, it's not

 

[TVC]

Colly is more of a Jackie kind of girl.

 

[colly]

TVC was pulled last night by a stunning blond

 

[TVC]

RM is such a flirt

 

[colly]

TVC has more than one ring.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's boat was sinking just off Heligoland when he rang the German Coastguard....
he was asked what he was thinking about?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky phones Mad Doug to hear pants and deep breathing - it's Doug's Ivor The Engine impression line.

Chhh Puchhh chhhh puchhh!

For Rapples, a man in a leather thong will do nicely

They do make you sweat a bit though, but, ANYTHING for Rapples!

 

[Rapples]

Colly's boat was sinking just off Heligoland when he rang the German Coastguard....
he was asked what he was thinking about?

When Archie phoned the German Coastguard a shepherd answered, coz it woz colly's bitch

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples applied for a job as a shepherd, but didn't get past the first interview stage. Apparently the Job Centre staff objected to his Little Bo Peep outfit.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC was pulled last night by a stunning blond

Yes, it was me in a blonde wig.

TVC rings up the sex chat lines hoping he'll get Mad Doug on the other end.

You need to ring the

'Little Miss Whiplash'

Line.

 

[Rapples]

Andy R met Rapples dancing around the Maypole

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy R met Rapples dancing around the Maypole

Kinky!

Rapples wants to know when it is going to happen again.

 

[Andy_R]

Rapples was last years Queen of the May. If you ask him nicely, he just might.

 

[Rapples]

Rapples was last years Queen of the May. If you ask him nicely, he just might.

Wrong thread, that's really close to the truth

Andy r was at Ickwell Mayday and asked the Sweep for a lucky kiss.....


He wasn't expecting tongues