Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Andy has a waist measurement of 32". Not bad until you consider that his inside leg is only 14".

 

[Andy_R]

TVC has a waist measurement of 14". Of course, when his wife tells him to stop wearing her corset, it's back up to 41".

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is just working himself.

 

[TVC]

Andy is working it, girlfriend.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky used to love a big mug of tea from the NAFFI

 

[Rapples]

AndyR isn't NAFF, half a shandy and he's anyones

 

[TVC]

Half a shandy and Rapples is everybody's.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Half a Sixpence and TVC is Tommy Steele

 

[Speicher]

TBM is half a Conan Doyle.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher would never Miss Marple.

 

[Speicher]

There was a sharp Frost in UM's garden this morning. He was maintaining lawn order.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has made a mental list of all known troublemakers on CC.

 

[TVC]

Pete is desperate to get on the list, in the hope of receiving a suitable punishment.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has cane and is very able!

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has been remanded in custardy.