Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Speicher is the spitting image of Ursula Andress

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Why did Andy push his Mexican housekeeper off Hover Fly?..........answers on a postcard, please

One postcard winging its way to Rocky Manor, Euphoria!

ACP is the spitting image of Tommy Cooper. He even has a Fez and puts it on just like that (does the motion, unseen to rest of you).

 

[Archie_tect]

Sean Connery taught MDB everything he knows....took about 10 minutes, with a break to feed his wig.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sean Connery taught MDB everything he knows....took about 10 minutes, with a break to feed his chest wig.

FTFY.

Archie goes to the same barbers as a certain Donald Trump. The less said about that the better.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay, pot, kettle....

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort designed the "Krappee" potato peeler for IKEA.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG is the sole UK supplier of meatballs to IKEA for their store cafes. He dare not tell them what he actually puts in them, but suffice to say, he's never eaten when buying his flatpack furniture.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh's toolbox is just a box full of old IKEA Allen keys and that free paper tape measure they give you.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky tried to join the salvation army as a paratrooper.

 

[accountantpete]

George applied for a job at Shelter dressed as a tent.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky applied for the position of Manager at Bourton on the Water model village. Unfortunately he discovered that the on-site accommodation was far too small.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once ate a Vegan.

Never again, he says they tasted mostly of loam.

 

[Andy_R]

MDB ate a clown. It left him feeling funny.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Andy once ate a dog. It made him feel rough afterwards

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky ate a running shoe. With the laces hanging out of the sides of his mouth, he looked like a labrador chewing a toffee.