Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Andy_R once ate a whole pile of swedes.

Stockholm are still trying to arrange his extradition papers.

 

[Cheddar George]

Andy accidently swallowed a fly, he remembered some sound advice about what to do in such a situation ....... he has just finished the cat and is now looking for a good dog recipe.

 

[Andy_R]

Tosh had the worst case of Stockholm Syndrome ever seen, to the extent that he is now engaged to a Somali pirate called Ahmed

 

[Cheddar George]

Andy bought his wife a new wooden leg for Christmas, not her main present ..... just a stocking filler.

 

[Andy_R]

Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
Rocky: "some barsteward's going to nick my glass"

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is going to Tosh and Ahmed's wedding, but he's understrict instructions not to steal anyones' drinks. Again.

 

[roadrash]

rm took away his maids honour

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Rocky drinks Brasso - he can polish off a tin in no time.

 

[colly]

Rocky knows that absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly's Head of Skiving for Warburtons - he just loafs about all day.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort cannot hear the phrase "spam filter" without thinking of a spam fritter.

 

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George has just started a celebrity gossip magazine for today's bright young things called Hello Mabel.

 

[colly]

ACP has a whizzo idea for a new celeb mag with the title...Goodbye.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly had a similar idea for the title of the Association of Funeral Directors' monthly magazine.

 

[Ludwig]

Archie-tect has a radio active cat that has 18 half lives