Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speicher was kicked out of her local chess club for continually referring to one of the pieces as a "horsey".

 

[TVC]

George has a special noise he makes for each of the different chess pieces he moves.

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC has almost finished building a life sized game of mousetrap in his back garden. TVC will of course be attired in an old time bathing suit and will dive gracefully into a large wooden tub when the oversize bowling ball lands on his seesaw.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky often gets smacked.
...but it only gets him 16 points.

 

[TVC]

Whilst watching Rachel Riley on Countdown, Archie got aroused.

Aroused, seven letters, not bad for Archie.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC would like 2 from the top and 1 from the bottom

 

[colly]

Archie upset his mrs (yet again) by going ............do do diddly do...bong , when approaching his climax whilst making love.

 

[TVC]

Colly would do the same, but 30 seconds is a long time.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's modelled himself on the Blockheads.

 

[colly]

Archie is more in the style of blackheads.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After his mental breakdown, Rocky now drinks Copydex every day to hold himself together.


I haven't been on this thread in ages, I know, but life in the fast lane of CycleChat was getting too much for me. So I started posting here again instead.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug has been putting it about again. Not for nothing is MD known as the trollop of Cyclechat.

 

[TVC]

Colly is the CC bike... which is quite some achievement.

 

[TVC]

RM has no convictions.

 

[colly]

Rocky has a world class collection of butterfly eyeballs.