Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

ACP never tells porkie pies on this thread.

 

[TVC]

Speicher's addiction to mini scotch eggs has been written up in the British Medical Journal.

 

[accountantpete]

This forum has enabled TVC to come out of his shell and make yokes.

 

[TVC]

That joke has left Pete with egg on his face.

 

[Dayvo]

Last Sunday, TVC woke up with, what he thought was, smeg on his face!

It turned out his misses had made him breakfast in bed and he knocked the tray over (whilst still asleep) and the scrambled egg went everywhere.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo pretends to be crude because deep down he is a prude.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is a prune... he has shrivelled plums.

 

[TVC]

Unfortunately for Archie, it's not cold, it's normally that size.

 

[Speicher]

TVC was going to paste some wallpaper up today, but he had the wrong size and it would not stick to the wall.

 

[Browser]

Speicher has problems with a 'stick' which is the wrong size......

 

[Cheddar George]

Browser still buys Panini football stickers hoping to complete his 1993-94 album !! I don't rate his chances of finding Dean Saunders in this seasons Premiership collection.

 

[TVC]

George has several albums full of paninis. Some of them have gone quite mouldy.

 

[postman]

The Velvet Curtain is trying to finish his last marathon.Someone point out it's easier to take the wrapping off.

 

[Cheddar George]

Postman doesn't know that they are now known as Starburst ...... or Cif ..... or summat like that.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG is up with the hood... but only if it's raining.