Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

When Postie approaches a cash machine, it just laughs.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

When TVC approaches a cash machine it's usually in a JCB

 

[Archie_tect]

I'll aim better next time...

 

[Dayvo]

RM loves the smell of napalm in the morning.................................... it smells like..........................................

Victoria!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo talks like he got a plum in 'is gob - posh git!

Good Luck Rockweiller.

 

[Dayvo]

AP used to put gob-stoppers up his nose and try to 'snot' them out, in the same way as his mates' table-tennis ball guns fired the balls.

 

[Cheddar George]

Dayvo used to enjoy firing his table tennis ball gun, unfortunately he hasn't got the balls for it any more.

 

[Dayvo]

CG fires blanks these days, but it still makes the misses jump.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo doesn't fire blanks... he can always buy a new pair of shoes but his feet are shot.

 

[TVC]

Its now 23 years and 7 months since Archie cut his toe nails.

 

[colly]

TVC had an ingrowing toenail once.
It didn't like what it found on the inside so turned round and grew out again.

 

[Ludwig]

Colly files his nails instead of throwing them away

 

[colly]

Ludwig has applied for planning permission for some new nail extensions.

 

[Dayvo]

RM and some mates formed a tribute band for their favourite group.

It was as close as they could get: Ron Stewart and The Faeces

 

[Hover Fly]

RM has spent all afternoon fashioning wine glasses out of old plastic ginger beer bottles. Screw the top back on tight, cut off at the bottom of the taper, and you're good to go.

Edit: Don't forget to give the rim a light rub with fine emery Rocky, we don't want any bloody cut lip dramas over Sunday dinner.