Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

HF has spent the afternoon forging 10p pieces. He carefully files the corners off those funny shaped coins.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC used to do the same with threepenny bits.

 

[Hover Fly]

Beancounterpete is off to RM's house to scrounge the bottom of the bottles for use as beer tumblers.

 

[colly]

It seems Hover Fly is prone to using sandpapering his rim.

 

[TVC]

Colly keeps his rim smooth and polished, he never knows when he might have guests.

 

[Speicher]

Colly just sandpapers his legs, and then applies a good coat of varnish. He has to be careful not to get any on the sofa upholstery.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky uses Vanish oxy action on his legs, which is why they are so white.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher uses the Duckworth-Lewis form of birth control.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher knows that the reason why my legs are white is because the world is not ready to see them yet.... So I keep them covered

I would be ready to see your legs anytime.

Have you finished your John O'Groats leg yet?

 

[colly]

Spechier is a legend.

 

[Archie_tect]

RM is presently half way between Orkney and Shetland.

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie_tect can only count in hexadecimal.

 

[Archie_tect]

Using Spanish Binary, TheDoc is Juan.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie knows that his collection of refuse receptacles is called a binary.

 

[TVC]

Pete has always had trouble with the decimal system on account of him having 6 fingers on each hand.