Post a lie about the poster above.

[Herr-B]

Pete's last set of golf sticks were sold at a car boot sale to pay his gas bill.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Herr-B's was well and truly snookered last night. He got his balls in completely the wrong place.

 

[postman]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nCH1IlOfDTM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Toshiba boy is not the only Japenese boy.

 

[Dayvo]

Postman was out driving his car once and a bird shat on his windscreen.

He didn't go out with her again after that.

 

[Herr-B]

Dayvo's just bought a new glass coffee table, and wants her number.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B's date was even classier than Dayvos's - she didn't wipe her behind.

 

[Herr-B]

Pete - your sister says 'Hi'.

 

[TVC]

Coming from Lincolnshire, Herr-B knows all about classy women, the best of them can play the banjo with their teeth.

 

[colly]

Being good at tobacco spitting is a quality TVC always looks for in his women.









errr?............Yee Haa.

 

[Herr-B]

Colly actively seeks out backwaters to go canoeing in, and practices squealing like a piggy.

 

[accountantpete]

Don't ask what Uncle Mort keeps up his sleeve.

 

[PaulB]

You know umbrellas, right, well Uncle Mort invented them. Yes he did he really did.

 

[Herr-B]

PaulB only ever uses umbrellas in his cocktails, his favourite being a kick in the balls

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B is quite old and quite familiar with the 1960's VD umbrella's

 

[Herr-B]

Pete's sex life predates STDs so he's not worried.